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I like that the theme song for Cheers is that we need a place in life to get away from our problems but that the actual theme of the show was “Oh, we can make entirely new problems here.”
I just stopped giving her money
Am I understanding this properly? Jacksonville is the "home" team for the London games? London is getting a steady dose of... the Jags? What have they done to deserve this? Are we still that mad about taxation without representation? These people have suffered enough
It's true.
My review of BodyArmor Orange Zero Sugar: yeah, you folks should've kept the sugar in
New plan: You voted for the party that won't deal with guns? You are now obligated to go sit in the back at the funeral for everyone in Mrs. Smith's third grade class who didn't survive the April Display Of Our Second Amendment Rights Festival that changed the color of the fucking walls. Go. Enjoy.
It's been more than 13 years since I heard the most haunted sentence I've heard in my life. Since then, not a day has gone by without me thinking about the time I heard someone say, "We are dangerously close to being out of Fresca."