Meat gazers one and all.

Truly an Adonis-like body.

Actually I was thinking quite recently that her 15 minutes of fame was just about done. But now this. 🙄

So things aren't working out so well?

I could just about make it to the funeral if I hurry.

I can think of a few homeless people in my town that will fit the bill and do it practically for free by Hollywood standards.

Oh, we're back to listening to Elon now? I think not.

Duh... wut? Who?

Got the perfect episode outline. Head chef comes in to work on the busiest night of the year despite being sicker than a dog. All other kitchen staff assist in trying to hide it from the owner. Meanwhile, a highly regarded food critic shows up unexpectedly. Hilarity ensues.

If this was Mastodon, I'd be required to show feign outrage for such a racist name. But it's not fortunately. Yes, this post is less about the porcupine and mainly about a competing social media platform.