i have reached the point where i am far enough from the baby stage that my hormones are giving it their last hurrah before menopause thankfully my own darlings were so refluxy that nothing overwrites my prevailing memories of being woken every 40 minutes for the first four weeks

i am SO looking forward to this book

oh wow yes! this is it! you nailed it

First proper day off in a while. Family going about their business. Dog on a long hike with his walkers. I’ve gone on a largely pointless excursion purely to leave the house. I’m heading back to clean house, declutter my hall, get my 3D printer set up again. Long live mundane happiness.

“pretend to be one of us” amazing idea that all tumblr staff just stagger into the tumblr office one day by accident having never heard of it before and are running an elaborate catfishing scheme to … run a free blogging platform

ok this made me laugh an unreasonable amount. well done mcdonalds germany.

this is VERY good tho

Years ago I had to remind the developer that Jack the Ripper’s murders were real and telling me a hilarious joke about them whenever I checked the weather from my office in Whitechapel wasn’t that funny actually.

jess oh my god what the what