honestly thought the moral of the three pigs was “if your neighbor asks for help because there is a wolf at his door, you help, because your house could be next”

Actually It's "a wolf stepped on my mom's face" 😩

Sadly the moral is don't be lazy or the government will eat you or something like that. But also I think it depends on the version.

I thought the moral of the story was "build your shit properly the first time or else it'll get wrecked."

it’s actually bricks = good

But what if the wolf just needed a cup of sugar for his grandma's cake???

I really never knew there were other morals other than "some people will work really hard to fuck with your shit if you're not careful enough"

‘Don’t be a glutton, eating 2 entire pigs is enough for anyone.’ - also works

the pigs said anarchy is love

is it not