yesssssss treat yourself! Not a waste of money

TURKISH DELIGHT IS NOT EVEN GOOD

This is a good time to remind people that Hobby Lobby funded ISIS.

I could make so much money consulting.

I don’t kink shame.

Imagine spending $7 million on a commercial just to have America make foot fetish jokes.

i saw a dog that looked like pringles on the subway last weekend and i almost lost my mind

You've already been canceled so many times that I am not sure that we can even cancel you again.

It's not supposed to get above freezing all weekend in New York. I love that for me. Truly.

Crying over ER reruns. Very normal Monday night.