#SundayLibrarian patron monologuing at me: "My bank account got hacked, can you believe it?" Me--"Oh no, can I--" Patron, continuing to speak over me: "These are crazy times! Criminals are taking advantage of it! And Taylor Swift, she's one of them!!"

anyway I don't have time to process the other news of the day because I have to worry about criminal overlord Taylor Swift hacking people's bank accounts I guess