i love video games, but for reasons that are too complicated and life-spanning to cover in one bluesky skeet, i've barely touched the biggest, baddest and most popular shizz. according to my backloggd account, i've played over 500 games. yet, i have barely scratched the surface. let's do it.
yakuza? never even tried it. even though it seems like my jam, i have yet to mix my peanut butter in that jam.
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is wearing sunglasses .
dark souls? demon's souls? lies of p? sekiro or whatever? not something i ever jumped into it.
ALT: a man in armor is dancing in a dark room
crash bandicoot? nope. i know more about that one episode of the simpsons that cracked wise about the game than i do about the game series itself.
ALT: crash bandicoot from the video game crash bandicoot is dancing in the sand
played five minutes of a metal gear game once. that's it. played snatcher, which has a robot character named metal gear, but never finished it because it didn't capture my interest. sorry, hideo kojima. maybe make a game that's fun instead of laborious?
ALT: a man with a beard and an eye patch is giving a thumbs up sign .
pretty sure i played "dragon warrior" on the nes from a blockbuster rental, but besides that, i have no experience with dragon quest, one of the biggest jrpg franchises (and video game franchises in general) of all time.
ALT: a video game character with the word gay on the bottom right
a friend of mine is a huge tomb raider fan, and i know a thing or two about lara croft, but i think i can't remember if i have ever played any of these games.
ALT: a close up of a woman holding a sword with the words `` time to raid tombs '' written below her .
