Honey can you pick me up some of that hypno cum cereal I like?

This is a kinky-villain plot. Something something, control the minds of kinksters. Something Something, world domination. 😆

And its texture is soooooo weird on top of its questionable advertising

Hell nah that ain't a breakfast cereal that's dessert

I SAW THAT THE OTHER DAY AND HAD A DOUBLETAKE lmaooo I snapped a pic for the group chat and forgot to send it to them too. Thank you for the reminder

Stealing this prompt/plotline

it's so hard to be milked of all my hypno cum day in and day out to make this v-v

This is literally the only one of the cum cereals I don’t have in my pantry right now. I’ve got Trix, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, and Birthday Cake.