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David Buchanan
@retr0.id
Reverse Engineering, cryptography, exploits, hardware, file formats, and generally giving computers a hard time. Occasional CTF player. Fediverse: @retr0id@retr0.id Twitter: @David3141593 Web: www.da.vidbuchanan.co.uk/
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the hardest part of programming is maintaining the 5/7/5 syllable count and/or iambic pentameter

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GHpfish.zone

when writing programs the compiler will reject out of meter code

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DUunclefishbits.bsky.social

Hardest Programming Maintaining Five Seven Five Also a Haiku

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Nnafnlaus.bsky.social

print("I don't think so") print("Print statements make it easy") print("Then it's 4/6/4")

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DJarcaneartisan.bsky.social

If trochaic tetrameter would be easier for you, it's an option.... but you'd have to learn LISP.

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PFpfrazee.com

haiku fizzbuzz harder than I expected it to be

i = 0
const mod = (v) => { return(
!(i % v))}

while (true) { ++i;
if (mod(15)) log('fizzbuzz')
else if (mod(5)) { log(

'buzz') } else if (mod(3)) {
log('fizz') } if (mod(100)) {
log('end program'); break}}
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LSlsimonis.bsky.social

pep8, basically

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Kthryse.com

Pentiumeter

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SHstevehuntsman.bsky.social

I thought Haiku was a niche OS not a PL

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SBullerrm.shitpost.nexus

if post contains alf it probably needs warnings else transmit as is

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FEmarcmancuso.bsky.social

for I equals this number to that number but don't forget to count

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David Buchanan
@retr0.id
Reverse Engineering, cryptography, exploits, hardware, file formats, and generally giving computers a hard time. Occasional CTF player. Fediverse: @retr0id@retr0.id Twitter: @David3141593 Web: www.da.vidbuchanan.co.uk/
19.5k followers391 following19.4k posts