have they tried making the microplastics bigger

Wait, you might be on to something

macroplastics. a whole ass milk jug caught in your pancreas.

global warming will fix microplastics by melting it all together

Gonna be a lot harder to piss out but I’ll try

They have a device that does that, and you may have already used one. It's known as a "microscope".

Yeah but when I eat them then I choke

But then they wouldn't fit inside testicles.