Sir, the Israelis are the marginalized people. Jews are 0.2% of the population, they got 12% of British Mandate land to have a tiny Jewish-majority nation on, and 75 years later xenophobes are STILL relitigating the creation of their state and insisting that it should be unmade.

*world population

If they could somehow be given the opportunity — some kind of magic spell or something — do you think the Israelis would trade places with the Palestinians?

Wait, they only got 12% of a former British colony to themselves? Poor things. Now I see why they’re killing so many kids.