I even have this adorable satin waistcoat-and-trousers ensemble picked out in my mind. Either a really deep royal purple, or else a really fruity shade of periwinkle. Silk shirt with the sleeves neatly rolled to the elbows (to show I Mean Business) with an electric blue tie.

Gonna make Obama's tan suit a historical footnote so help me God. Nobody's gonna out-fashion-disaster me. Why should Don Cherry get to hold exclusive monopoly over "Canadian Eccentrics With Questionable Fashion", huh?