Every time David Cronenberg turned up on Star Trek Discovery I thought about this movie. Every time.

The Vulgar Unicorn dialup BBS in Oklahoma City

Using the wrong word in the last line is *chef's kiss*

I too admit you really had me going although in my defense while reading it to my wife I did say "haven't I read that before and didn't Alan Moore write it?" but she still had to nudge me to check if I was reading a joke, as it were

My friends, my state's senators are James Lankford and Markwayne Mullin and while certainly they are no Gaetz I still ain't calling them So yeah I feel ya

I KNOW YOU BORROWED MY EDGE TRIMMER LAST SUMMER AND I WANT IT BACK

No, but I wouldn't be shocked if my onomastics pals have. Thanks!

I primarily remember going into a submarine as a museumy sort of thing

as recipes for becoming the main character of the Internet for a time go, this is definitely one of them

he has taken "horny on main" to new... depths? depths, sure