England's Euros performance parallels Labour's election victory. A leader without vision or charisma, lack of anything on the left wing, indifferent performances, winning due to weak opposition. It'll be complete if England win the final 3-0, all own goals by their opponents.
There's a lot going on in this bullshit, but I think the single funniest thing is trying to draw attention to a book titled "Terrorism: A Very Short Introduction" as though it's a how-to guide rather than a short scholarly work published by Oxford Press.
Mmm, the taste of England. They should do this as a cologne. (Not sure what it says about me that this is what the Instagram algorithm thinks I’d be interested in.)
The list of people who are angrier at Jonathan Glazer than at Benjamin Netanyahu is, if nothing else, instructive.
God, I really love teaching Benjamin's "On some motifs in Baudelaire." Probably my absolute favourite class of all: it's such a gorgeous piece, and it always elicits the best discussion.
Holy shit. That was tense, and I wasn't a fan of the effort Bournemouth were putting in, but oh god, we're safe for now. Damn well better buy a striker over summer, though.
Ooh thanks! This is wonderfully deranged.
I may as well ask to get in on that, if you don’t mind - just to be on as many branches as I can.
Me toooo! And Geocities chat rooms, and even IRC and Usenet. Wild times.