The arsehole who posts random shit here is the real me. The persona I portray in the real world is the lie.
Don't worry, it's all just a symptom of being an attention seeker on the internet.
Did you know you can start peeling off cybertruck wraps with just your fingernail? Just learned that
And your ball warmer would fit like a glove. Sorry, not sorry.
I can't help it. Freddie Mercury's dong is so distracting, it ruins LiveAid for me.
Jeff Bezos: You know, all I wanted to do was sell books, but I got a little taste of money and here we are. *drinks blood from skull* Man that's fresh!
Catatonia Awesome band...an even better way to live.
'Just stab the cunt in the eye' is always my go to thought when I see someone getting pissed off because of an arsehole. It's probably not the healthiest thought but at least I'm consistent.
This is really good. The actual track is great but this is, in my opinion, way better. youtu.be/Vs2g3m-VvSc?...
YouTube video by Kimbra Fans Forever
If you feel lonely in their company you'll more than likely feel less lonely without them.