My Boss .. "Are you busy tomorrow?" Me… That entirely depends on the rest of the information you're about to give me.

A sign winter is coming as Ingrid has returned to sitting on her radiator seat (it’s not on) #caturday

People complaining about the supposed #wokeness of Pink Floyd’s 50th anniversary of Dark Side of the Moon post have no understanding of the history and should be sent to Prism

What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

Not only is Die Hard a Christmas Movie, is it also a Harry Potter movie as he sneaks around a tower at night avoiding Alan Rickman

9pm: Okay only a few drinks, nothing too crazy. Me at 3am:

Hey ….. I’ll have a #Babycham

Someone didn't really think out this JFK memorial