Amazon did me dirty arriving at 7am.

I would take the fella on the top right as a pet.

Here's AIs interpretation of a British cricket bat spending Halloween in the states.

I purchased it, determined to make the most of the 15 quid tea leaves i got conned into buying in marrakesh markets. This has turned out to be a very expensive bag of tea.

Tea bag is sacred. Whereas tea bagging... well. Maybe I'll just buy these for my crocs.

I smashed a glass teapot today and this is not a euphemism.

A teabag lol! 😱🥬🫖

This chunky shoe trend must end.

I'm pretty scared about being in Merica over Halloween. Will i be made to participate? Can i use my lapsed Catholicism to get out of it?