You: is there a way we can increase one person’s comfort by 3% while decreasing someone else’s comfort by 60%? Guy who invented reclining airline seats, perking up: I got it

Warren Buffett's son Howard has given $500M to Ukraine — he warns the US is making a historic mistake by pulling its support

Warren Buffett's son Howard has given $500M to Ukraine — he warns the US is making a historic mistake by pulling its support

Howard Buffett's foundation, largely funded by his father Warren Buffett's contributions, has given $500 million in humanitarian aid to Ukraine.

Smart rule

I got as far as trig in high school, then promptly Clepped out of math the summer before college and majored in English. No more math for me! Wish I could have bottled that feeling of sweet relief.

It’s so clearly a description of Trump that I parsed it as him saying that both men are all those things and everyone should just admit it. Which I disagree with, but at least isn’t insane. But who knows anymore.

Are we going to just skip over the impressive number of typos and missing commas in this excerpt? Specifically “pubic use”?

Children’s Games, by Pieter Bruegel the Elder, 1560

Are there that many white-white people out there? How does this place stay in business? Anyway. I’ll go hungry before I willingly eat there again.

I was actually in amazement at how flavorless my meal was. I’ve been cooking for many years, and I don’t think I could make a bowl of beef and broccoli that devoid of taste if I tried.

How is it possible to make beef and broccoli with literally no flavor? Like, it didn’t even taste like beef or broccoli, let alone contain any hint of seasoning. Panda Express is “Chinese” food for the very whitest of white people. Prove me wrong.