do phasers work against cthulhu

handheld no, shipboard yes

You couldn't hit the broad side of an non-Euclidean barn.

Technically, yes, but you can't look to aim or you go mad.

In your dreams, pal!

Kinda?

If you use randomly rotating frequencies, yes.

^ @nickolivo.bsky.social

Cthulu fhtaser! Ia!