Discworld QOTD, from Mort "'Well, ----me,' he said. 'A ----ing wizard. I hate ----ing wizards!' 'You shouldn’t ----them, then,' muttered one of his henchmen, effortlessly pronouncing a row of dashes."

"-ing" will never not remind me of potatoes.

Heyooooo

I'm gonna start reposting every one of these, because honestly, they're all so good.

I'd fuck a wizard

Was that Mort? Not Reaper Man? The ----ing wizard was Windle Poons, right?

had to delete and repost because I accidentally quoted talia's post instead and broke the quote post chain, whoops