"national unfuckable dweeb crisis reaches critical levels: young men urged to 'suck less' and 'stop being a bunch of dipshits'"

The conservative-focused dating website having zero women should have been their canary in a coal mine moment for them to do some reflecting. Instead, they just huff the gas with even more gusto.

Frankly, if they sucked more at least they'd find log cabin Republicans receptive.

It's yet another episode of "only democrats/liberals/women" have agency.

"if they are unable to do so, they are encouraged to avoid voting, procreating (not really an issue) and to consider doing one last heroic act"

WALL STREET JOURNAL: "NO BITCHES?"

this is my ideology

Weird how it’s never framed that way, isn’t it

Are we talking, golf ball through a rubber hose, levels of suckage? 🤣

Someone needs to ride a horse somewhere while proclaiming this

banger