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Micah
@rincewind.run
Recovering forum poster, politics doomer, basketball nerd. I write code for a living. He/him. Deputy Chair of the Ankh-Morpork Posters’ Guild PFP by @atlastalos.bsky.social discord: xel42 (mutuals only)
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Mrincewind.run

much has been written about how much wizards love their fireballs, but if my current D&D campaign is any indication, polymorph is a lot more fun

No yes girl meme

No: fireball

Yes: turning into a dinosaur
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SSthesix.bsky.social

I love me my cha based casters but give me Monk or Druid for ridiculous flavored silly any day of the week. I want to punch a balrog or maul it in Wild Shape.

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LKkaraclysm.is-extremely.gay

what about turning into a fireball....what about turning into a fireball....

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MTmatthewtriponey.bsky.social

I just finished Baldur's Gate III, which was my first D&D experience of any kind, and I can confirm that I spent far more time wrecking dudes as an owlbear than I did chucking fireballs.

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DLkidyossarian.bsky.social

Polymorph is the spell for Maximum Chaos. I had a player use it to turn into a T-Rex that plowed a hole in a mansion while carrying an NPC in its mouth so the party could question them far away from the mansion.

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BEbrian-rowe.bsky.social

Operation: Dino Drop. A flying character carries the druid (with invisibility ring) 510' into the air. Flyer drops druid. Druid wildshapes into invisible T-Rex, falls 500'. NEXT round, druid squishes bad guy AND does a full multiattack on him. "Why do I hear a whistling noise? OH NO."

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Strans.bsky.social

as a gender fluid enby, this is correct.

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MKvogonpoetry.live

The real fun in D&D is abusing things like Cantrip to do Bad Things

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IEerixperience.bsky.social

Consider this: wall of force used in front of a moving ship Portable iceberg!

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STslightlylyons.bsky.social

It's so good. I once turned a guy into a sea slug and dropped him into the deep ocean.

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Micah
@rincewind.run
Recovering forum poster, politics doomer, basketball nerd. I write code for a living. He/him. Deputy Chair of the Ankh-Morpork Posters’ Guild PFP by @atlastalos.bsky.social discord: xel42 (mutuals only)
17.8k followers743 following35.5k posts