tell me you’ve never played a BioWare game without telling me you’ve never played a BioWare game I’ll be over here on my 73rd playthrough of BG2 god, these people are fucking insufferable

Did…did they not play the first three games? Holy hell.

They don't understand the importance of gathering your party before venturing forth.

And it'd be one thing if they weren't rewarded for being dipshits, but King Dipshit gave them a platform and a financial incentive to be this stupid.

They will never know the joy of the Broshep/Kaidan romance.

Are you fucking kidding me? The good news is this makes me all the more excited to play Veilguard. I'm actually amped to play Mass Effect: Thedas with ME-style combat!

"Go for the eyes, Boo, go for the eyes!" Boo just can't go for the brain, because, no brain.

I've never actually played a BioWare game and even I know what a crap take that is. BioWare has always been praised for how woke it is. To the point where a non-gamer like me knows about it.

As a gamer, I really hate Gamers

It must be extremely boring for these people to only want a very narrow list of "acceptably non-woke" protagonists, plots, and settings. Some of us actually like new experiences!

God. The people who complained about wokeness in Wolfenstein have found a new target.