I really support this sentiment but also I love musicals and the Punisher is a huge problematic fave of mine and I genuinely want a Punisher musical on a completely unironic level

As long as it includes the scene were he calls cops morons and psychos for idolizing him, sure.

Okay, this is a hilarious idea!

A punisher musical that's not advertised as a musical would have our cops rioting for a month.

I unironically love musicals. It is one of my more stereotypically gay qualities.

Punisher:War on Cops - the Musical

a cartoon character is holding a bunch of money in his hand .

ALT: a cartoon character is holding a bunch of money in his hand .

Punisher: The Musical Songs by Ian MacKaye

Imagine Spider-Man swings by overhead, humming a tune from Turn Off the Dark, and everyone on stage looks up and shouts "SHUT THE FUCK UP, PARKER"

It has to be a Turn Off The Dark sequel

The punisher is actually pretty rad when he’s a meditation on the cycle of violence, the futility of revenge, and the lack of closure it brings It’s only when people think he’s just a badass who kills criminals the cops can’t because of red tape that he’s the shittiest character in marvel canon

Include a rendition of "do you really want to hurt me" though.