Ordering 5000 packages and bankrupting my family just so he has to come to my house every day

Right I forgot that voting fascism away always works, definitely, don't check the history on that 🙄

I think if Twitter saw a fat person they would break down screaming and crying like they just saw a xenomorph

I would date you, marry you, and let you take advantage of me financially 😘

Have you tried using your boobs for extra lift?

My wife likes to be called Daddy because, and I quote, she is "taking Daddy privileges away from the cishets"

Fellow bnuuy!

Oh no. I'm so sorry to hear! Hope your hand is OK and you got it treated. Tomorrow will be better

I was already a princess tho 🥺

Can't hurt me? Well that's a disappointment :/