I released an album today. It's a sequel to my first album which is in turn, the soundtrack to a game that doesn't exist. This game doesn't exist either. I'd really appreciate it if you'd have a look. Also, I want to make more video game music. It rules.

Neptune 2: The Search For Neptune, by Evan Pattison

15 track album

Let us be clear: This is a fraught moment, and one that has polarized not only Americans but people all over the world. It demands incredible sensitivity and strict adherence to journalistic standards of objectivity, and simply put, that is something we aren’t willing to do.

‘The Onion’ Stands With Israel Because It Seems Like You Get In Less Trouble For That

The past week has shown humanity at its worst: A horrific terrorist attack left at least 1,300 Israelis dead, among them peace activists and even innocent children. The fates of many more kidnapped ...

i think twitter and bluesky are kinda funny because most posts to either site by normal people are just answers to interview questions they imagine they’d be asked if they were important enough to be interviewed

once while waiting in line outside a bar in NYC I overheard a passerby on the phone say: “oh… carrie… i’m happy to hear that you sound excited” and i’ve never been able to stop thinking about it. what is carrie excited by? why did her friend not, in fact, seem happy? if you’re carrie, comment below

me: oh no i’m going to be late. everyone is going to hate me. healthy people: hey i’m late deal with it dumbass

Once more: Hi there, I’m Snopes’ former community manager. I was laid off during restructuring in March. The job market’s pretty rough but despite that, I have to work if I wish to continue to live. And so, I ask: are you or anyone you know hiring for community, copywriting, or marketing positions?

“Patriotism is often an arbitrary veneration of real estate above principles” is a favorite quote of mine

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i miss when i thought of communicating online to be an exciting and liberating peek into the future instead of the existential horror i now know it to be

hello i am bear