Wow. WOW. I went and bought myself a 1500 lumen flashlight and I’m obsessed with it. I want a thousand more jobs that need a flashlight. Sadly it didn’t help with turning my water off at the mains, but it’s so cool! And weighs < my 200 lumen one that sucks.

I say it didn’t help but it did make me realize after a week of trying that I can’t actually do it myself and need to call the water department AND I called them, so I guess it did help but not how I hoped.