Twitter once fostered the Arab Spring.

How'd that work out?

It’s a cry for help.

Linda: Brands, my only true friends

God please help her

Totally unrelated: which people hold second-largest share of ownership of Twitter these days?

Debasing herself for a few advertising dollars.

If they lose the Nabisco account, Twitter could die.

That’s why the Saudis and Qatari’s loaned Elmo money to break it

Them days is done.

The real Twisted Sister