Getting hit in the head with an idea. Waking up with the blinds still down despite sleeping in late. Only you remember you left the blinds up and the thing blocking the sun is the giant tent you’re making from your massive swollen junk.

Now the question is Didn't you go to bed with someone the night before?

I was wondering why I'm super light-headed and the slightest brush of air was gonna make me shoot ropes.