Page 703 of Boris Johnson's memoir, and we teeter on the brink of an important insight.

So close

You got through 700 pages of that bilge? You deserve an award for public service.

You poor thing, you had to read it?

Precious few Tory MPs to choose from??? That’s quite an admission

"What we should have said..." Ah. L'esprit de l'escalier....

Snigger

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Useful for loo roll

Basically admitting that the majority of Tory MPs are predators and abusers.

Page how much

I’m just thinking of the people on the receiving end of that ‘unbecoming or embarrassing behaviour’. Or as the law deems it ‘sexual harassment’. He didn’t give one thought about them. That says it all about the Eton educated

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