Republicans out here fighting to save “traditional masculinity” by suggesting they’ll bite your dick in a fight

Well then, I guess the first move should be to bust out his teeth.

Which kinda implies he tends to fight in the nude?

Yeah bro you don’t fantasize about biting dudes dicks in fights? That’s tooootally normal like everyone thinks about that but you bro

Why would you bite anyone in a fight? That sounds like a stupid idea that would end in dental surgery. Not that I'm a tough guy or a fighting expert, but I'd probably try to get knuckle deep in an eye socket or something if it got to that point before I bit someone.

Toxic masculinity on full display here.

This is how you lose teeth. Dude has never been in a fight.

Sounds gay to me.

A whole new take on biting someone’s bit

The sad fact is that this outburst from Dickmunch Mullin is not going to hurt his numbers in OK