Maybe he just doesn’t like monkeys

Looks like you’re preparing to conduct an orchestra 😀

It’s a pity she was removed from office. Another month and I could have bought the UK for a dollar!

My dogs do this too. WHY!? Is it a cry for a good washing? Because that’s what happens.

There should be a book with just this message repeated 1000 times. It should be required reading for all politicians.

I want my computer to remain turned off in the cupboard.

For a moment there I wondered what it would mean to spoonf someone.

Impossible! it’s a dog. The tail is too big for it to be a bear or a pig.

It’s so hard to do, though. It’s like trying to see your own blindspot.

Make a band milder: Rolling Scones