I know this is for children, but children deserve better than this. Their parents deserve better than this when this dialogue inevitably gets parroted back to them ad infinitum on the ride home after the matinee.

It's similar to the way that contemporary Japanese citizens have varying levels of actual belief in Shintoism, but regard the practices as a vital part of their historical culture. Knowing that not everyone had it like me, I feel a sense of uniqueness in being able to explain it to others.

Lasagna in the highest 🎶☺️

Remembering that time in grade school I missed all the kneeling cues cuz I was trying to pick up a dropped candy off the floor with just my feet

This is equal parts infuriating and hilarious, cuz you know Trump probably thinks the Apostles' Creed is the guy who died in Rocky IV

Robert Kennedy has the street cred, even though I bet he's BARELY an Easter And Christmaser. But Trump probably thinks the Apostle's Creed is the guy who got killed in the ring by Ivan Drago

There is no form of living that will cover for every possible disaster or tragedy that can befall a person. Freak accidents that upend lives happen every day. A system that places the onus of survival and recovery on the victims of random causality is frankly sociopathic.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=eh-X... I was already a fan of french house, but this remix by DJ duo Oliver added a west coast disco vibe that made it the most danceable song I've ever heard in my life. The shining string section hits in the chorus make my heart SOAR.

Breakbot - One Out Of Two (Oliver Remix) [Official Audio]

YouTube video by Ed Banger Records

I don't get how people cannot parse that "knowing you're unprepared for something, and knowing it will cause harm if you try to do it, thus you choose not to do it" is a form of responsible behavior. It's like knowing you're not safe when you drink, so you choose not to drink at all.

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