Dad: "Why is Jill Stein in this race?" Me: "Because she's an unhinged narcissistic cunt." Dad: "With a lot of money." Me: "I think that's what the medical profession calls a 'co-morbidity.'"

I love your style!

If you see someone taking food NO YOU DIDN’T Taking food from corporate grocery stores during catastrophic disasters is completely fine, even if you cannot pay for it. Guarding over vacant stores from desperate people does not make our communities safer; it actively harms them.

Have you tried using a pic-a-nic basket?

Barley soup is incredible!

How does a mermaid get into a private club? She pulls out her membership cod!

You have a story this good, and you didn't work it into Spider-Gwen?!

this thread tho

Congratulations!!!