Oh man, NOTHING beats cancelling plans

Yes, CLEARLY I can see that, Smartfood, but I don’t think I like your tone

The sound of this lady yelling “PEAnuts!” in our section of the Vet is one of my earliest, most cherished memories. I’m delighted to hear she’s still going. www.inquirer.com/phillies/phi...

She’s sold peanuts at Phillies games for 49 years with spunk, and she’s ‘not giving it up’ anytime soon

Cheryl Spielvogel has seen it all from the Vet to the Bank in her almost five decades on the job, and she’s never been shy sharing her opinions with players and managers.

Some guy on my very quiet train home scared himself awake with an actual blood-curdling scream, and I swear to god the white streak in my hair is even whiter now.

Just scrolled through my phone contacts and realized I have no idea who at least 65% of those people are.

What's your frickin' problem, South Dakota?

Newsletter's out! Full of lovely, old things and a side note about a an inscription on a 17th century Spanish jug that made me snort tea up my nose:

Smother me with rose petals

And give me that armlet.

Newsletter's out! Full of lovely, old things and a side note about a an inscription on a 17th century Spanish jug that made me snort tea up my nose:

Smother me with rose petals

And give me that armlet.

I’m from the Off-Topic section of the Mediabistro forums and early Gawker (“LolCait’s a DUDE?!?!????”). Literally spent all day toggling between the two tabs.

Good lord, a GMA promo for the 7am show just talked about how to ward off “would-be burglarers.”