Can y'all all come back to Twitter? A lot of good posters are over here exclusively now but this site still sucks

Thinking of Barb today

If he had a big dick they'd call him Billy Ropes

Millennials killed the "finding and hiding old porno mags in the woods" economy

Million dollar idea: ultracigarettes - just huge cigs, like hot dog size

I don't think it's fair that women never get to melt ice in urinal troughs

Devastating anticapitalist commentary on the bottom of this Splenda bag

Is "Damn, Sam (I Love a Woman That Rains)" about squirting?

Jewelers should make something called an enragement ring to give to your lady when you just wanna fight