The Anxious Husband of Annie’s Ginger Biscuit

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #6,078,197! Early but not early early

nicked from rare insults in Caliguland...

Bro are you okay? I just heard your leitmotif played on soft strings in a minor key.

Happy Bisexual Visibility day, bi people!

a man wearing headphones is dancing in front of a window with blinds on it

ALT: a man wearing headphones is dancing in front of a window with blinds on it

(holding delicate teacup with pinky out) Skibidi Bidet

Quote post with a picture in your phone that has your energy, not a selfie

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Hey Mabel, do you want to come inside and chill on any of the warm clean surfaces or do you want to hang out in the filthy garage on a cat bed that we put there en route to the dump because you peed on it?… I see.

Men who read books are like “the best books i’ve read this year” and the list is just this - Every war in history, by Neil McBalls - How to wake up at 2am by Chad Sigman - The autobiography of the most emotionless man to ever exist, by Brian Dick - How to manipulate women, by Jeff Name