U iz furrget my Greeny Treats, yes?

My sweet li'l Emma would say hi, but she's got some serious sleeping to do...yes, she has 5 toes on each paw.

Нарешті вільні, нарешті вільні, слава Богу Всевишньому, нарешті вільні! Слава Україні, героям слава!

Walmart Canada's sushi has the absolute hottest wasabi I've ever tried to eat...just a cubic centimeter is a head-exploder.

It would only take 'T-word' and his scheming minions ONE DAY to unleash total bat-shit-crazy fuckery upon the land!

There should be a Trump comedy TV channel or website...NO, forget that! We already see and hear enough of his 'side-splitters'.

Is there a wine-cellar in the White House with an alcove that can be bricked-up? (O God, please let it be so!)

He could be twin brother to my sweet, departed Jasmine (r.i.p.).

Was this a master class in the 'downward death pose'?

For the love of God, Montresor!"