Oh dear.

I sincerely hope they are not asking for yet more paperwork that you've already given them, because that seems like the sort of thing that sets off a killing spree.

This is the way.

The best way to enjoy Commander is by discovering that the rest of the table decided you were the problem that needed to be taken care of.

It’s funny, I’ve also read the first two of the books the series is based on, and while they’re great, I actually think I like the tv show version better. This is a very rare occurrence, and really says something about how great the adaptation is.

Oh, sure. I’m not saying the “ignore the problem until they graduate” strategy makes sense, just that if they were doing that on purpose it would be hard to distinguish from reality.

The fact that the student body turns over every four years seems to disincentivize caring about the opinions of any particular crop of students, because if the administration just drags their feet long enough those students will go away. It sucks, but it sure matches the behavior seen in the wild.

Okay, now I'm curious. Why is DNA in particular twice a year? Is it a skill that degrades more meaningfully than the others?

I mean, on the bright side if you keep reading the first article that came up when Googling his name once you get past the COVID thing and some bullshit about not wanting to say bad things about a dead guy you get to hear about all the bonkers shit he did to land in that federal prison.

Wow, how blatantly corrupt does a Sheriff have be to actually go to jail for it? That takes some serious effort.