Even better, get rid of the folks who measure climate impacts and ... voila ....problem solved! Why didn't we think of that?

Everyone knows that if you can't easily measure something, it doesn't exist. So if we make things harder to measure - say, by firing the people doing the measuring - we quickly remove the troubling phenomenon. I call this "Pig-Ignorance Problem Solving". Ask how the PIPS system can work for you!