Slow and steady
Hello Bean!
I...wut.
Exactly!
But he is queer, you MORON. It's made very explicit that Aziraphale is queer. He is nonbinary. He is in love with Crowley, a man shaped demon. HOW IS THAT NOT QUEER?
I am just boggled at how utterly wrong that take is. Crowley and Aziraphale aren't gay for one thing because they aren't human. Also it's made pretty clear that Aziraphale didn't "reject" Crowley because he was man-shaped at the time.
EXCEPT YES HE CAN HE WANTED TO KEEP CROWLEY SAFE
OH, FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU SO FUCKING MUCH. THAT IS SO FUCKING WRONG THAT IT BOGGLES THE MIND. GOOD OMENS IS SO MUCH A QUEER LOVE STORY THAT FOR YOU TO SAY THAT "OH, MAYBE THE HOMOPHOBES ARE RIGHT" IS THE MOST RANCID FUCKING TAKE I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE.
I'm baffled