“What does my tattoo say?” “LISAN AL GAIB! What does mine say?” “MUAD DIB! Yeah, but what does mine say?” “LISAN AL GAIB! What does mine say, though?” “MUAD DIB! Dude, what does mine say?”

She instinctively understands that singers with Bald Guy With Soul Patch & Piercings Voice should not be allowed to look like pretty-boy surfers

You should, it’s peak

Half the reason I don’t keep a close eye on the ongoing stuff is because it constantly stops for crossovers with the fate of the universe on the line. I don’t want the fate of the universe. I want my little guy

Until the Jets either admit they’re a New Jersey team or move back into the state of New York, I hope nothing ever improves for them. The same goes for the Giants, except I would still shit on the Giants exactly as hard if they did what I wanted

“You are hiding the Legos, let that toy come home / Cheapskate motherfucker playing builder patrol, OOH!”

They don’t need to come in already knowing. They just need to learn Pusha T is the greatest coke rapper of all time without them realizing that that’s what he means by bricks

Oh, yeah, they put all of Pharrell’s collaborators in this. We got Lego Pusha T, Lego Gwen Stefani, Lego Kendrick Lamar, etc. etc. etc.

No, he was already on his way there by the time that dropped. Shazam 2 flopping very publicly broke his brain