[God creating bees] ANGEL: We already have wasps GOD: Take away their anger ANGEL: okay GOD: And make them chonky ANGEL: what GOD: [taking bong rip] Bumble boys

GOD: Put them in little striped sweaters. ANGEL: OK maybe you need to put that down now.

GOD: what if their puke was delicious?

Angel: ok… so then the females- God: female Angel: what God: there’s just one. Angel: for the whole hive? But there’s millions of- God: yeah, she’s gonna have her pick of the Bee D. Queen shit. Angel: *scribbled “Queen Shit” on a clipboard with an anxious sigh*

My son calls them “Bum Bum Bees”

ANGEL: and where do these guys live? GOD [dissociating]: hexagons

Just one hit but then I have to leave.