If you're not happy single, you won't be happy in a relationship. True happiness comes from making bizarre impulse purchases online, not from another person.

Without somebody constantly reminding me about the wealth of every conceivable veriety of skateboard already purchased? How?

i never purchase things from people for this very reason

Does this explain the cage then

I feel personally attacked though I would argue my purchases aren’t bizarre. 🤣

I feel like I could quote this with my wishlist; is that weird?

My impulse buy is 18+ LEGO, a toy for adults.

The whole "you complete me" sounds romantic until you realize it's a terrible start to a relationship. Relationships should compliment the existing you, not "complete" you. That being said, I don't think it's as simple as "not happy with self = not happy in relationship."

There IS the intense joy of receiving at your door an unexpected package ordered by a spouse with no memory of having made the late night purchase. Tantalizing. That's a special kind of fulfillment.

That's true

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