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If humans could fly, I think some of us would. But it probably takes the same amount of energy as running. So realistically, I think most of us would end up like pigeons & loiter outside of convenience stores instead of flying across the country.

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Jjaneway74656.bsky.social

That‘s a new perspective. Not so eager to fly anymore 😅

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MLmarclivolsi.bsky.social

As a runner and cyclist, I’m gladdened by this thought. I’ll imagine I’m flying the next time I run, and that will make it suck a lot less!😌

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GGarycogre.bsky.social

Christopher Walken story. He once asked Jay Mohr which he would choose between flying and having a tail. Walken's choice was to have a tail. "Because then people could tell if you were happy or sad."

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Scaptainchaos.bsky.social

I guess it would depend on the energy exertion then because if I could I would never touch the ground like Black Adam: touching the ground is for losers

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Ddustyworm.bsky.social

yup a lot of flapping, squawking, and very little forward movement

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Ccarkeykieran.bsky.social

😂good point!

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HMhmcd.bsky.social

Nah. I’ll just be a majestic flightless bird like a peacock or an emperor penguin.

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Aabbylark.bsky.social

There are a nonzero amount of birds that just are like yeah I'm fine I don't need to. Usually farm birds

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Jblackmagejelze.bsky.social

I'd be like that fat dragon in the D&D movie.

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SGdeadbarchetta.bsky.social

I'm just waiting for someone to drop a hotdog

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