This is literally me, this is literally the person you are insisting should work 40 hours a week

It's an outrage.

No! No! Anybody who is fuzzy, has a pointy nose, and curls up with their head on their butt should NEVER be forced to work ANY hours! It is plainly wrong.

I hope all the beef noodles have been carefully pushed onto the floor, to make space for important sleeping

a crime, tbqh.

I thought you were taller. But the adorability isn't a surprise.

At least you are beef flavor

Beef flavored too? Tasty-Roxy!

Off topic, but I really want to believe that box is monogrammed and that the cat's name is "Beef Flavor."

Truly the Top Ramen

i did not know cats tasted like beef