"We're going to be just fine-" I whisper to my emotional support can of whipped cream

^ emotional support pallet of cases of cans of whipped cream Allocate resources with an eye to your needs in the future, not just right this moment.

It's an emotional support can, not an emotional support can't

🎵 Hold me closer, Reddi Wip cream 🎵

Emotional Support Whipped Cream and Other Delights

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Whippit real good

What does it whisper back?

Reminds me of a tweet I saw, "Thanks but we won't be needing your services today, resealable tab on the Oreo package."