If you wanna know what it's like dating a writer, I went to tell @crockettforreal.bsky.social a joke but he finished my sentence & goes "Look, it's not my fault we came from the same stardust & share a brain because we're soulmates. Blame the universe." And this is what I put up with every damn day.

Well, babe, the thing is... I'm not wrong here. I love you 💚 haha

this sounds even better than dating a tf2 player

lol, awww :D

Okay, but that’s adorable.