[crawling out of the sewers] Welcome to Bluesky! *hands you a sandwich* It's better here, just make sure to close the blinds in your enclosure before nightfall, don't ask why, just trust me, you don't want to anger the- you know, the creature- anyway, I've said too much! Good luck with your "posts!"

oh, that's just The Creature. if you do not look at it, it will go away

I have left the curtains open after dark and even gone wandering round after midnight and nothing happened to me, but it was eerily quiet and everyone was hiding... Wait... Am *I* the creature?

I showed this post to my therapist and she's finally letting me kill myself

Do we share the early days lore of the hellthread and “Fuck Alf”

My blinds broke. if I lay on the floor right underneath my window, do you think it won’t see me?

This gives me mentally unstable neighbor meets Five Nights At Freddy’s phone call vibes.

This is really funny

this is cringe I'm killing myself

Mmmmm, sewer sandwhich...