Dudes always say they want a goth girlfriend until they find out that you sleep upside down from your ceiling like a bat

They'll never understand. I don't do quite the same thing, but it's close enough, what with all the webbing.

will she teach me echo location bc that would be sick

that'd be epic except i'd need to put down quite a bit of padding beneath because omg what if she falls

we just don't want people to suffer from positional asphyxia

It’s mostly about the structural integrity of my ceiling. Otherwise would be fine

I thought that was just a rumour

That is completely the appeal

Yup. They're never happy. *smh*

I'd make sure there's enough ceiling space for bat snuggles.

I'd be careful around the goth baddies. It's sacrifice season.